ODE TO THE COMMANDERS(OR Dan’s laughing all the way to the bank) Set to the tune “It’s the Same Old Song
IT’S THE SAME OLD TEAM
WITH DIFFERENT OWNERS PROVIDING A BAD DREAM
DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO
THEY TRIED TO PUT THE TEAM ON THE MAP
BUT THEY STILL PLAY LIKE CRAP
DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO
IT HURTS TO BE FAN
AS THEY PLAY NO BETTER THEN THEY DID FOR DAN
WE HOPED THEY PLAY BETTER BEFORE IT WAS OVER
BUT THAT MIGHT NOT HAPPEN UNTIL HELL FREEZES OVER
SO IT’S THE SAME OLD TEAM
YOUR BETTER OFF STAYING HOME
Don’t WASTE YOUR TIME
BY GIVING THIS TEAM A DIME
DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT
DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT
IT’S THE SAME OLD TEAM
WITH DIFFERENT OWNERS PROVIDING A BAD DREAM
DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO
THEY TRIED TO PUT THE TEAM ON THE MAP
BUT THEY STILL PLAY LIKE CRAP
DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO
IT HURTS TO BE FAN
AS THEY PLAY NO BETTER THEN THEY DID FOR DAN
WE HOPED THEY PLAY BETTER BEFORE IT WAS OVER
BUT THAT MIGHT NOT HAPPEN UNTIL HELL FREEZES OVER
SO IT’S THE SAME OLD TEAM
YOUR BETTER OFF STAYING HOME
Don’t WASTE YOUR TIME
BY GIVING THIS TEAM A DIME
DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT
DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT