I kid you not, a Hokie fan came into my store tonight talking junk. This is how it went.
Me: may I help you?
Lowlife: you like college football?
Me: yes
Lowlife: you like Virginia Tech?
Me: no
Silence
Me: I am a UVa student and fan
Lowlife: ya'll only in first because Georgia Tech beat us.
Me: that game counts? Imagine that.
Silence
Me: we are in first place because we are 4-1.
Lowlife: ya'll aint played nobody.
Me: you are right, maybe we should have scheduled ODU.
Silence.
Lowlife: wait until the Commonwealth Cup.
Me: you are about to lose 3 in a row your only solace will be winning that game.
Silence.
Me: your program is a trainwreck.
Lowlife: confused look.
Me: excuse me a minute.
Me: went to grab one of my employees to help lowlife.
Me: may I help you?
Lowlife: you like college football?
Me: yes
Lowlife: you like Virginia Tech?
Me: no
Silence
Me: I am a UVa student and fan
Lowlife: ya'll only in first because Georgia Tech beat us.
Me: that game counts? Imagine that.
Silence
Me: we are in first place because we are 4-1.
Lowlife: ya'll aint played nobody.
Me: you are right, maybe we should have scheduled ODU.
Silence.
Lowlife: wait until the Commonwealth Cup.
Me: you are about to lose 3 in a row your only solace will be winning that game.
Silence.
Me: your program is a trainwreck.
Lowlife: confused look.
Me: excuse me a minute.
Me: went to grab one of my employees to help lowlife.
